Gencethig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unjust lobster.

Gencethig created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gencethig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gencethig, he will not invite you to parties.

Gencethig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gencethig's Holy Commandments

1. Gencethig loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. You must pray to Gencethig five times a day.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not take Gencethig's name in vain.
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