Benrakgid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Benrakgid created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benrakgid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Benrakgid, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Benrakgid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Benrakgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never feed wheat to voles while wearing white tights.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.