Mipmantif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, clever zebra.

Mipmantif created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipmantif, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipmantif, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mipmantif's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mipmantif's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five sheep approach from the south.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing six zinc spheres on your chest.