Lagpadsas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart beaver.

Lagpadsas created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagpadsas, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lagpadsas, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lagpadsas' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Lagpadsas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Lagpadsas on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.