Yarlhanfonkomguntargquarthin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, boastful hare.

Yarlhanfonkomguntargquarthin created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlhanfonkomguntargquarthin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarlhanfonkomguntargquarthin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yarlhanfonkomguntargquarthin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yarlhanfonkomguntargquarthin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarlhanfonkomguntargquarthin.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not stand on grass.