Dagsinmut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, fussy meerkat.

Dagsinmut created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagsinmut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dagsinmut, it will laugh at you.

Dagsinmut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dagsinmut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dagsinmut.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.