Tadjonnil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tadjonnil created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadjonnil, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tadjonnil, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tadjonnil's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tadjonnil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.