Narcunxin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane lizard.

Narcunxin created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narcunxin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narcunxin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Narcunxin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Narcunxin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Do not take Narcunxin's name in vain.

5. Never talk about horses.