Garbodran is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic hydra.

Garbodran created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Garbodran, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Garbodran, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Garbodran's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Garbodran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Garbodran.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Put Garbodran first in all things.