Cublegsis is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart naga.

Cublegsis created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cublegsis, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cublegsis, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cublegsis' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cublegsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.