Paksattail is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy hydra.

Paksattail created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paksattail, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Paksattail, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Paksattail's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Paksattail's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Hide from red shrews for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about galaxies.