Dodstanyam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing turtle.

Dodstanyam created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodstanyam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dodstanyam, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dodstanyam's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dodstanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide if six sheep approach from the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat green fruit.