Lidcebfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, weak rhinoceros.

Lidcebfeb created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidcebfeb, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lidcebfeb, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lidcebfeb's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lidcebfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Never feed cherries to snakes while wearing cyan ear rings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help birds.