Madbusappnil is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous ant.
Madbusappnil created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.
If you believe in Madbusappnil, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Madbusappnil, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Madbusappnil's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Madbusappnil's Holy Commandments
1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not wear gold on your body.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never play with disobedient children.