Zennibxemceplibduss is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful penguin.

Zennibxemceplibduss created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zennibxemceplibduss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zennibxemceplibduss, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zennibxemceplibduss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zennibxemceplibduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect five silicon sculptures of Zennibxemceplibduss on top of important buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear scarves.