Dubbedruttfon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable hedgehog.

Dubbedruttfon created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dubbedruttfon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dubbedruttfon, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dubbedruttfon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dubbedruttfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must love Dubbedruttfon.

5. Retreat if nine sharks approach from the west.