Pitnuttfun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fast salamander.

Pitnuttfun created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Pitnuttfun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pitnuttfun, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pitnuttfun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pitnuttfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Pitnuttfun must be the most important thing in your life.