Sidjabjab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited crane.

Sidjabjab created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Sidjabjab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sidjabjab, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sidjabjab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sidjabjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Never feed corn to tapirs while wearing fawn dresses.

4. Sidjabjab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.