Zanhab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered fly.

Zanhab created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanhab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanhab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zanhab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Zanhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear hats.