Bitkinveg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast ant.

Bitkinveg created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitkinveg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bitkinveg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bitkinveg's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bitkinveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Run away from magenta turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Hide if seven great tits approach from the south.