Buntigfemsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, contented dolphin.

Buntigfemsaf created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Buntigfemsaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Buntigfemsaf, she will turn you into a tree.

Buntigfemsaf's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Buntigfemsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not take Buntigfemsaf's name in vain.

4. Buntigfemsaf loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not bounce in public.