Pangarcimartvogdonbungab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unfair goose.

Pangarcimartvogdonbungab created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangarcimartvogdonbungab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangarcimartvogdonbungab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Pangarcimartvogdonbungab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pangarcimartvogdonbungab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Pangarcimartvogdonbungab loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.