Budgatbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive shark.

Budgatbiss created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budgatbiss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Budgatbiss, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Budgatbiss' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Budgatbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan trousers.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Worship no other gods but Budgatbiss.

5. Never laugh in the presence of frogs.