Sawbogced is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous chinchilla.

Sawbogced created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sawbogced, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawbogced, it will turn you into a slug.

Sawbogced's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sawbogced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Put Sawbogced first in all things.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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