Tadwodfun is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing dragonfly.

Tadwodfun created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadwodfun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tadwodfun, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tadwodfun's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tadwodfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadwodfun.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.