Rularpnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating unicorn.

Rularpnutt created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rularpnutt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rularpnutt, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rularpnutt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rularpnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect nine tin sculptures of Rularpnutt on top of important buildings.