Weesagrat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous capybara.

Weesagrat created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weesagrat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weesagrat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Weesagrat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Weesagrat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Weesagrat.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not hurt sharks.