Nuttpagvab Bephambid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying parrot.

Nuttpagvab Bephambid created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpagvab Bephambid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nuttpagvab Bephambid, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nuttpagvab Bephambid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nuttpagvab Bephambid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the east.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.