Jipfarnpas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic whale.

Jipfarnpas created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipfarnpas, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jipfarnpas, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jipfarnpas' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Jipfarnpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.