Yakafbod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, generous eagle.

Yakafbod created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Yakafbod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yakafbod, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yakafbod's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yakafbod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yakafbod.

2. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Yakafbod on top of important buildings.

3. Hide if eight horses approach from the south.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never pour water over plants.