Rulfemcub is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, narcissistic manatee.

Rulfemcub created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulfemcub, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rulfemcub, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rulfemcub's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rulfemcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must love Rulfemcub.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Retreat if seven birds approach from the east.

5. You must pray to Rulfemcub six times a day.