Vegsagflanpigmutontfid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate rat.

Vegsagflanpigmutontfid created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegsagflanpigmutontfid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vegsagflanpigmutontfid, it will turn you into a sheep.

Vegsagflanpigmutontfid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vegsagflanpigmutontfid's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never run in the presence of tapirs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.