Hignullaf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, emotional shrew.

Hignullaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hignullaf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hignullaf, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hignullaf's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hignullaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hignullaf on top of all buildings.

2. Always obey Hignullaf's priests.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hignullaf loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Hignullaf loves doves, so they must be honoured.