Cundubtal is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, thoughtless duck.

Cundubtal created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cundubtal, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cundubtal, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cundubtal's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cundubtal's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.