Yaryarfom is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish wasp.

Yaryarfom created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaryarfom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yaryarfom, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yaryarfom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yaryarfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Run away if four badgers approach from the south.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about amino acids.