Dabrapcap is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless bee.

Dabrapcap created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabrapcap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabrapcap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dabrapcap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dabrapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing white stockings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.

2. Dabrapcap loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.