Gedfigsid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fast bird.

Gedfigsid created life four years ago.

If you believe in Gedfigsid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gedfigsid, he will turn you into a dog.

Gedfigsid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gedfigsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not eat rice.