Fidpoglim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident wasp.

Fidpoglim created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidpoglim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fidpoglim, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fidpoglim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fidpoglim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Fidpoglim.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Do not chop down trees.