Flyvinrip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, two-faced goose.

Flyvinrip created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyvinrip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flyvinrip, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flyvinrip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Flyvinrip's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never feed melons to monkeys while wearing indigo hats.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.