Absandkapbod is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, fussy
deer.
Absandkapbod created the Sol system twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Absandkapbod, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Absandkapbod, it will remove you from existence.
Absandkapbod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Absandkapbod's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about aubergines.
2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Absandkapbod in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never talk about quantum field theory near badgers while wearing violet corsets.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never sing in the presence of cats.