Absandkapbod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fussy deer.

Absandkapbod created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Absandkapbod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Absandkapbod, it will remove you from existence.

Absandkapbod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Absandkapbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Absandkapbod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near badgers while wearing violet corsets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never sing in the presence of cats.