Legniltalcep is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful troll.

Legniltalcep created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Legniltalcep, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Legniltalcep, it will turn you into a mouse.

Legniltalcep's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Legniltalcep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Legniltalcep in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. You must love Legniltalcep.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Legniltalcep.