Yarpdobfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful dove.

Yarpdobfeb created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpdobfeb, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarpdobfeb, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yarpdobfeb's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yarpdobfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray immersed in water.