Kincipkomjopnurtvog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, smart ferret.

Kincipkomjopnurtvog created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kincipkomjopnurtvog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kincipkomjopnurtvog, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Kincipkomjopnurtvog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Kincipkomjopnurtvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must pray to Kincipkomjopnurtvog eight times a day.

3. Never paint your legs mauve.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never talk about fire.