Vabappnanveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, passionate goat.

Vabappnanveg created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabappnanveg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vabappnanveg, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vabappnanveg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vabappnanveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing gray rings and balancing four carbon spheres on your legs.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.