Vaglarndap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic gorilla.

Vaglarndap created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaglarndap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vaglarndap, she will turn you into a mole.

Vaglarndap's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vaglarndap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Retreat if eight snails approach from the east.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never bounce in holy places.