Bamnilteen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous snail.

Bamnilteen created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamnilteen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamnilteen, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bamnilteen's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bamnilteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.