Hitvagfag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish mouse.

Hitvagfag created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitvagfag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitvagfag, he will be very unhappy.

Hitvagfag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hitvagfag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Hitvagfag four times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.