Vabfun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring lion.

Vabfun created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Vabfun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vabfun, it will not invite you to parties.

Vabfun's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Erect seven copper sculptures of Vabfun on top of important buildings.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.