Bunbossdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate raccoon.

Bunbossdib created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbossdib, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunbossdib, he will turn you into a plant.

Bunbossdib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bunbossdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near eagles while wearing mauve skirts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about spacetime near tortoises while wearing fawn dresses and balancing seven silicon spheres on your legs.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunbossdib.
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