Gemmumkoppasbigdim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent wyrm.

Gemmumkoppasbigdim created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemmumkoppasbigdim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemmumkoppasbigdim, he will cry a lot.

Gemmumkoppasbigdim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gemmumkoppasbigdim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Never feed pineapples to badgers while wearing blue coats.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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